Director: Tobe
Hooper
Released: 1985
Starring: Steve
Railsback, Peter Firth, Frank Finlay, Mathilda May, Patrick Stewart,
Michael Gothard, Nicholas Ball, Aubrey Morris, John Hallam, Chris
Jagger, Bill Malin
Plot: When the crew
of the space shuttle Churchill discover a spaceship hidden in
Halley’s Comet the crew choose to investigate finding three
humanoid life forms in suspended animation which they choose to bring
back to Earth unaware that they are a trio of space vampires.
Review: When we look
at the “Masters of Horror” collective Tobe Hooper would be
another of the directors like Stuart Gordon and perhaps to an extent
Joe Dante whose work never really gets the recognition it deserves.
More so in Hooper’s case were he found early success with “The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre” arguable one of the scariest and intense
movies ever made, only to find it overshadowing the films which
followed as he strived to replicate it with the films which followed in career littered more recently with more misses than hits.
This film really
marked the beginning of the decline for his career which would following its release
descend into medeocricy outside of the occasional high point which
can be found in his TV projects such as the pilot episode for “Dark
Skies” and his episodes for the “Masters of Horror” series.
This film however would be the first film in a three-picture deal
which he was offered Cannon Films following the success of
“Poltergeist” and which would lead to Hooper directing both the
“Invaders From Mars” remake aswell as the cult favourite “The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2”.
So were do we begin
with this film? Its far from an easy question as this is a film which
is seemingly never sure what exactly it wants to be as we start off
as an “Alien” style space movie whose similarities are not all
that suprising when you consider that the script was co-written by
Dan O’Bannon. From here the film seems to be settled into its Space
Vampire groove, only to then shift into a body snatchers mood before
then switching to an all out zombie apocalypse on the streets of
London. It’s a wild and random ride to say the least and one I will
attempt to decipher in this review as best as I can, but even as I
sit down to write this review I’m left with the same sense of
confusion that I got with Hooper’s experimental hippy debut
“Eggshells”.
The first half of
the film is actually pretty enjoyable as we get the crew of Churchill
investigating the mysterious craft, finding fossilised giant bat like
creatures and our trio of naked space vampires asleep in suspended
animation. Originally this discover sequence was to be shot in
silence which would have been really interesting to see, especially
when how this opening portion is shot and the zero gravity movements
of the characters are almost hypnotic to watch and there is so
genuine tension to these scenes of exploration aboard the alien
craft.
Unsurprisingly the
focus is placed on the hot naked space chick (May) and not the two
space studs who are pushed to the background for the most part. Back
on Earth she of course wakes up suddenly and wastes little time
sucking the lifeforce out of her victims all while wandering around
completely naked and with little desire to actually find clothes. In
a fun twist her victims which are reduced to shrivelled husks also
start feeding on the lifeforce of anyone near them causing this
vampire like virus to soon begin spreading out of control, while
those unable to find a victim explode into dust which for some reason
never gets old.
We are also
introduced at this point to our hero and SAS Colonel Caine played
here by an impossibly young looking Peter Firth who I was most
familiar with his role in the TV series “Spooks” as the MI5
officer Harry, so it was kind of surreal to find him randomly turning
up here. Inturn his appearance really gives the film a feeling of a
Doctor Who episode, especially as he carries this Quatermass attitude
which I really wasn’t expecting to find with this film.
While it seems at
this point that you know were the story is going with Hooper
seemingly crafting a space vampire romp, things instead take a turn
for the random when Churchill crew member Tom Carlsen (Railsback)
suddenly returns to earth in the ships escape pod. Carlsen randomly
shares a psychic link with the female space vampire who for some
reason they never both to name, even in the credits she is listed as
“Space Girl”. The psychic link angle really is overplayed
throughout the second half of the film which is also were the film
starts to grind its gear and loose the momentum it had in the first
half with Hooper working in a bunch of Dracula style seduction dream
sequences between Carlsen and the female vampire. It also serves to
take us out into the British countryside for no real discernible
reason I could think of other than to stretch the film out or that
Hooper just really fancied filming in the countryside. The body
snatchers angle this diversion introduces makes absolutely zero sense
and what I would say needed to be cut from what is a greatly inflated
runtime which needed to loose around thirty mins. At the same time it
would also mean losing Patrick Stewart's appearance as the manager of
a hospital they believe she is hiding out in.
The ending though is really
were the film not only jumps the shark but the whole aquarium as the
film suddenly turns into a full blown zombie apocalypse which you
can’t but wonder if it served as the inspiration for the
post-apocalyptic London of “28 Days Later”. This finale Hooper
just goes nuts and throws everything at the screen with Caine
battling his way through the zombie hordes and seeing how much Peter
Firth is seen smiling throughout these scenes its hard to tell if
he’s just having fun or just given into the fact that he’s just
resigned himself to the fact that none of this is making the
slightest bit of sense. It is however a lot of fun to see London
being reduced to rubble, thanks to Hopper getting access to a
recently closed model village which he could blow up as a substitute
London.
Were the film really
excels however is with the special effects, in particular the practical
effects throughout the film thanks to John Dykstra whose work here
really stops the film from being just another throw away Cannon
title, while making it non to surprising that it was also one of
their most expensive productions alongside “Master of the Universe”
and “Superman 4: The Quest for Peace”. What it does give us
though are dried husk zombies whose body rejuvenate when they suck
the lifeforce out of their victim or explode into dusty clouds when
they can’t. By the finale they are more traditional looking zombie
effects which is to be understood, but really made up for by some fun
body horror elements.
A truly random
experience which certainly could have afforded to hack out half an
hour, especially the distraction provided by the third act which
throws in the unneeded bodyswappers element which really brings
nothing to the film apart from adding confusion to the film which
would have taken away from the film more had the finale been so much
fun. Its hard to say were this film lies in terms of being good or
bad as it somehow manages to fall somewhere outside of such ratings
and while its far from Hooper’s best film its one which is still
worth watch if only to be astounded by its sheer randomness as there
really is nothing else quite like it.
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